She handed me a slice of pizza and said,

She handed me a slice of pizza and said, "This means we're going steady now."

I took a bite, gooey cheese running down my chin. "And your name is..?" I queried. "And another thing," she said, "now we're going steady we need to talk about your table manners

". Over the sound of my eating I didn't quite hear her. Instead I started throwing more food down my throat, letting it slide along my tongue and then swallowing it whole.

Suddenly I became aware of what I was truly eating. It wasn't food at all, well, not the normal sort. I was eating Fillet du Homo Sapiens, Flambéed Eyes, and a delicacy, genitalia.

"Salt? Pepper?" the cannibal to my left politely offered. Inwardly I was gagging, but I had to pretend I was enjoying this feast. It was a do or die situation. "Please pass the

leg of priest." said the cannibal on my right. I deftly folded my napkin and hid my uneaten portion of parson. "You like?" he smiled. "Divine" I murmured. A glass chimed. "A toast!

A toast to to our special visitors!" the host on the other side of the table said with a smile. As my eyes ran around the table, I froze. There was a

macaque head on a platter set before a diner. The hungry guest removed the calotte and began spooning the chilled brains. And if that wasn't enough, the diner himself was a monkey!

some salt with those brains. Suddenly a giant whales penis dropped from the sky. "WTF is wrong with the world!" someone screamed. "This makes no sense!" shouted another. THE END