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What is it with some countries that encourage

  • What is it with some countries that encourage the dehumanization of certain subsets of their society? This is the 21st Century. That these idiots can torture teenagers and openly

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  • try to fist bump people under the age of 30. Again, I ask you what is it with some dehumanizing countries like

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  • Canada? Everyone who lives there is turned into a moose, talk about dehumanizing. I fist bumped the hip security guard at the U.N. to get in. The moose problem needed international

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  • attention. I was heading up the science to moosalmania as it had been dubbed. Canadians everywhere went into runt as I in conjunction with the UN discovered that if

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  • you take two mallards, a potato and a bag of hammers, mix them up in the stock market, then distribute them evenly amongst the poor countries, you'll have a global ambiguity the

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  • capitalists would never see coming. But obtaining a bag of hammers was more challenging than we'd anticipated. After the global financial crisis, tools had become a rare commodity.

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  • Moreso, because there had been and even now there is a secret organization that has been stealing all the tools left to humanity since they'd repulsed the alien invasion. Jackhamme

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  • -rs were going for over $60K on the black market, and lord help you if you needed a back hoe. "Damn you, alien overlords!" I muttered as I dug an olympic-sized swimming pool using

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  • the Rock Hard Fists of Iron series 2 I got on the black market clearance section. It was either that, or the Rock Hard Fists If Iron series 3. I can’t remember. The alien overlords

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  • seemed to appreciate my feeble efforts & rewarded me by drawing me into their reality. I left my body sitting upright, comatose,dead on Earth, but alive & well in my new existence.

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