Dear FS Family: We've been duped! I found

Dear FS Family: We've been duped! I found out that SlimWhitman is neither slim, nor Swiss. He's not the shadowy manatee-loving fellow we all thought. His real name is Mario & lives

amongst living mushrooms and giant pipes. Slim Whitman is his 'nom du plume. As a plumber with a big mustache there isn't much room for literary passions. His brother Luigi

Is a painter of surrealistic landscapes a la Magritte. Luigi also is a birdman and met Max Ernst one day at a gallery opening. Slim Whitman was there too. An unforgettable night!

Slim,a surrealist in the Storyfolding niche art listened deferentially as Mr.Ernst showed Slim&Luigi how he discovered his frottage technique while on a transcontinental train ride

in an overturned spittoon. He described to them how their very faces could be used to bury the bust of Montesquieu right in the face of the Queen of Wasps herself if the fingers

of jellied bone constituted to just the right consistency. The Queen of Wasps had no such interest in the recipe for Spam Baby. "BZZZ BZZZ!" she angrily cursed. "BZZ!" With that,

the Queen of Wasps lifted the Spam Baby tenderly up in her insect appendages and carried him gently to her grey paper castle, which hung in a nearby tree. The Spam Baby gurgled hap

hazardly as could not determine the Queen's intentions, yet longed to replicate the honey. Her touch was tender yet her high castle dull when compared with

means that I will never get your regal panties off,” He sulked. “My Dear Fellow,” She started. “I don’t wear panties, but if I did, you’d need more than opium to get them off."