My name is Inserts Tetsubo, and I am a plumber.

My name is Inserts Tetsubo, and I am a plumber.

A vote for me is for toilets that flush the RIGHT way, every time! We all know public office stinks, so why not vote for someone who's USED TO IT?? Vote Inserts Tetsubo, GOP.

That was Mr. Clean's whole presidential campaign speech. New Hampshire would be hairy. His campaign manager poured scotch into a milkshake and just

threw it down his throat--no swallowing! But Mr Clean's campaign slogan of 'I'm not a Ruskie Agent' went down so well in New Hampshire that he really thought that

He had a chance of winning the election. Mr. Clean thought about growing out his hair for such an occasion, so he did. Long, flowing blonde hair from crown to feet. The change

hoping for the transgender vote. He had no pride when it came to votes. His campaign manager sobbed. How had he gotten roped into managing this Mr. Clean/Cleanette character

and corresponding wardrobe planning? It was between the campaign manager and his boss, Mr./Mrs. Wong. "You have plans for Mr. Clean/Cleanette, yet?"

"Meesta Wong, you no tinking! Mr.Crean.He no weah any kinda shirt. No Waadlobe on dat guy! But he got da ladeez vote in pocket with hees washboard berry. But Mrs.Creenette, she

Was his lawndwee daily using the Wong detergent. Now Mr. Cream itch like my Chihuahua. Ha ha ha. I twied to tell him, so you know what to use. Call me anytime.