"Chimpanzees who travel long distances have

"Chimpanzees who travel long distances have broader minds and are more likely to use tools". Abe wooped at the archival headline. He was on a relativistic ramjet to Kepler 186f

Where Magilla Gorilla was busy unloading groceries after a trip to Whole Foods. He had ten pounds of bananas, avacados, tomatoes, and six pineapples. The family of twelve gathered

all of their belongings and hauled them to the nearest pawn shop, and came away with just enough cash to afford this bounty of fresh fruits. "Whole Paycheck, indeed", said

the fruit flies who stood to be the ones to most benefit from the pile of rotting fruit, apart from a pair of orangutans who had escaped from the zoo and moved to apartment 2C.

The two orangutans lived peaceably in a little corner of Manhattan, ordering bananas and insects online. When they went out, they dressed up as superheroes, blending into the night

"Despair," they both answered with one sepulcheral voice. Turned out Jimbo was not up for that so he left with a Conway Twitty impersonator. The orangutans were not sorry to see

as their new photochromic glasses revealed a new world of clarity and sun protection. Jimbo however, enjoyed a nice tribute to classic american country and promptly decided that

though county songs like "Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart", "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" and "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home" were good, he could write

miles around potty stinky and the swanky cowboy dudes. They gave him ten awards before he mysteriously disappeared in the Bahamas with a drunk dowager duchess.