Drusilla was wearing a ring. In the middle

Drusilla was wearing a ring. In the middle of the ring was a fabulous pearl. "It's the Pearl of Lao Tzu," she told Dominika. "Whoever wears this pearl shall have great fortune and

50% of it after the divorce. Lao Tzu was big on embracing change." Drusilla wasn't addicted to marriage; she could quit anytime she wanted. Dominika asked, "Would Confucius's pearl

go to Cromart for a no-contest divorce?" Defiant, Drusilla called Dominika's bluff. Things did not improve when Dominika announced a spouse-auction in Aisle 5, summer

teeth. The spouses on Auction had "Summer Teeth" which meant that some of the spouse's teeth were: "Some are here, and some are there." Dominika, Drusilla were in a bidding war

For dentures at Dr. Ubgcfhvvxcbsky's office. They both lost their teeth when eating Cousin Vinny's fillet mignon. That was in January 2014! Three years later, Cousin Vinny vanished

under the East River sewage intake somehow. He must have slipped on his can all the way down from Flatbush. With Vinny out of the picture Dr. Ubgcfhvvxcbsky opened an new "clinic"

wallets from their pockets and ran up their credit cards online, before returning them to their owners, who remained unaware of their absence. Dr. Ubgcfhvvxcbsky's apartment began

a random strip-search of residents with hopes of catching the pickpocket, but things quickly grew out of hand when only women with shapely legs and firm booties were being searched

and all that was uncovered were shapely legs and firm booties. A granny with a cane walked up, begging to be strip searched. If only the cops had complied: She was the pickpocket!