Sometimes when my wife sighs heavily, it
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Sometimes when my wife sighs heavily, it makes me really really really mad.
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Back in the days when we wrote love letters I thought it was cute that she'd actually right *sigh" to express herself. But now after 7 years of marriage, her sighs busted my spleen
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display case. They were so high pitched due to the whistling from my wife's deviated septum. I was able to save most of my spleen collection, but it was a race against time to find
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where I had left my secret key before I had to leap out of the window to avoid the choking flames. I looked over to my wife and yelled
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"I'M GOING BACK IN!" "NO!" she screamed. "YOU'LL BE KILLED!" I smashed in the front door, determined to retrieve the secret key. Flames licked my skin as ash and smoke rained down
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from the toasters nailed to the ceiling. Flaming toast crumbs threatened to set my goatee on fire. In haste I made my way to the bedroom, where I knew the waffle iron would
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create an escape barrier between me and the falling, flaming crumbs. I had to get out of there fast but where to? All of the windows were sealed shut with icing, what was I to do?
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You should have eaten the icing, and fast!
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it was the only way to counteract the poision! but since she didnt eat the icing
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she had a heart attack and died. Icing heaven.
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- Started
- 2012-05-26 00:34:19
- Finished
- 2012-11-14 09:30:08
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