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Like most renown scientists Dr. Doppel denied

  • Like most renown scientists Dr. Doppel denied aspiring to the Nobel prize while secretly coveting it. His ambition led him to a morally questionable experiment when he cloned

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  • Justin Bieber; the scientific community was in uproar being of the opinion that one beaver-faced teen was enough for anyone. Still, the Doctor continued his work, ensuring that

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  • there would never be a time without a boy-band sensation. The Doctor had once been a pre-teen girl and he saw how he had been changed by

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  • the gaily hormone injections. The Doctor particularly liked the lush growth of

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  • marijuana plants that had sprung up like weeds in his back yard. He gaily watered them and gaily they grew until the Doctor had so much that selling was necessary.

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  • but he had no experience in marketing drugs so he ashed his pothead son for help. His son Peabody said "well hell dad I could smoke that muck my self but I might spread it around."

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  • The judge banged his gavel and shouted, "Peanut! Peanut Butter!" and that's when the Defense Attorney jumped up and yelled, "

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  • Your Honor, my client is allergic to Peanut Butter!" The attorney turned to the witness stand, pointed his finger at the Judge, and said,"

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  • At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side." The judge said "But then I spent so many nights, thinkin how you did me wrong" The

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  • DA objected.But I grew strong,and told him that I was going to be the one to walk out that door,knowing I was not welcome anymore,but still sure that I would survive!Hey,hey!

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