Finished Folds (1—10)
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3cups so he reached down the front of his shirt and pulled her out. "Thanks for that," the women muttered, "your chest was getting really sweaty." Unsure if he should be insulted he
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5mulled over whether or not it would be possibly to fashion the mince into fruits and vegetables instead. A little transmogrification never did any harm, right?
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1did taste rather good after twelve pints of lager and a handful of shots. Sadly, whilst sober they tasted more like
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1was talking to them as usual - it helps me relax - when a rabid lemur found its way into the room and took them from me. "He stole them!" I roared. "He stole my underoos!"
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1suddenly realised that this meant it had hands. Of course, it wasn't unheard of for Northern English counties to become suddenly anthropomorphic, but down South it was just not on.
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3suffer from sudden, uncontrollable urges to dance on tables to Wham!'s back catalogue. As you can imagine, this was most distressing, so we sought aid from
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4nipped down to the corner shop to see if they could help. "I'm sorry, we haven't any left," the bloke behind the till said, "But might I instead reccommend a brand new
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5a time-travelling chicken from the Inner Hebrides appeared to me in a cheese-fuelled vision. He was deeply complementary of my idea, but insisted that it needed
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4Justin Bieber; the scientific community was in uproar being of the opinion that one beaver-faced teen was enough for anyone. Still, the Doctor continued his work, ensuring that
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5went viral, infecting even the furthest reaches of China. The President and Batman formed an emergency commitee; clearly, something had to be done. Unfortunately, it was crashed by