Like most renown scientists Dr. Doppel denied

Like most renown scientists Dr. Doppel denied aspiring to the Nobel prize while secretly coveting it. His ambition led him to a morally questionable experiment when he cloned

Justin Bieber; the scientific community was in uproar being of the opinion that one beaver-faced teen was enough for anyone. Still, the Doctor continued his work, ensuring that

there would never be a time without a boy-band sensation. The Doctor had once been a pre-teen girl and he saw how he had been changed by

the gaily hormone injections. The Doctor particularly liked the lush growth of

marijuana plants that had sprung up like weeds in his back yard. He gaily watered them and gaily they grew until the Doctor had so much that selling was necessary.

but he had no experience in marketing drugs so he ashed his pothead son for help. His son Peabody said "well hell dad I could smoke that muck my self but I might spread it around."

Your Honor, my client is allergic to Peanut Butter!" The attorney turned to the witness stand, pointed his finger at the Judge, and said,"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side." The judge said "But then I spent so many nights, thinkin how you did me wrong" The

DA objected.But I grew strong,and told him that I was going to be the one to walk out that door,knowing I was not welcome anymore,but still sure that I would survive!Hey,hey!