I was at the hardware store buying letter

I was at the hardware store buying letter & number stencils. I was down to 3 to pick from. Both of the American stencil sets were $23. The Australian stencil set was $1,243 & came

up with the dough and went home as a man of Australian letters.I changed my name to Billabong Bill & stenciled neat untraceable Australian graffiti in Waratah pollen on the Uluru.

I made my living turning didgeridoos into water pipes and selling them for a dollop apiece. I lost money on it, but whatchya gonna do with a name like Billabong Bill? When a kanga

roo leaps, you leap with it. SO highhhh! That's me, Billabong Bill. And I am an alcoholic." "Hello, Billabong Bill," the AA group droned. Billabong Bill sat down, disappointed that

he didn't get a standing ovation when he introduced himself. He was kind of a big deal, after all. Billabong Bill put on his his thinking cap. Mariana Trench strolled by and said

"Chin up sport. It took them a while to warm up to me as well." Billabong Bill glowered at Mariana Trench as she traipsed away. Methinks I have an idea, he thought to himself.

From within his rucksack he produce a small crystal decanter, of which was filled with the finest mulled cider he had been crafting for two fortnights. He produced a small goblet

A slumber from which Angus McCrikey ne'er did awake until that fateful late afternoon in 25,049 when

Angus would wake up, is still a mystery. But the museum of cry-o-stasis individuals are said to wake eventually.