The old age of Singapore was terrible as

The old age of Singapore was terrible as it was during the war.The Japanese Occupation destroyed Singapore until Japanese surrendered to the British.

But the British had been discredited as protector of Singaporan interests and a gradual transition to self-rule began. During this time of turmoil the Dragon's Claw secret society

formed, disbanded, formed again, then split into five separate sub-societies, one for each claw of the Dragon's left foot. A rival society, the Dragon's Muzzle, also formed to

make things even more complicated. The Dragon's Muzzle Society met every third Thursday at Jake's on the strip and drank cheap beer and salsa until they could breathe fire.

Little did they know that this ritual would bond them in a way that would be especially important in the future when the encountered evil beings from the far reaches of the galaxy.

But that was 8 Emmy award winning seasons, 3 feature movies, 1 mockumentary, many lawsuits, and the death of a parakeet on live television away. For now though, the ritual set back

to my life had been 17.3 pounds of hard fat around my thighs. This always made things harder.

This fat would not go away unless I took special vitamins, so I did that and cut down on gluten and carbohydrates. The latter helped more than expected. I am now healthy as a horse

and can neigh with the best of them. I may not always know what I am neighing but at least when another horse neighs back at me I've never noted any anger at what I am neighing.