BANG!!! It all went to shit, they lost the

BANG!!! It all went to shit, they lost the batch of blue stuff.

the only thing Tuko will be happy about is that him and all of his asian family will have fried rice for dinner.

straddled me up and rode me till the cows came home

because ima bic boi i lasted a whole hour we almost made it home but she be the bigggest women ive ever seen

I mean when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house. She's so fat that when she hauls ass she has to take two trips. Why she's so fat that she was it by a car and she s

Hattered the windscreen into 4,863,195 shards of glass and broke the vacuums attempting to clean up the mess. She now is slowly withering away, a prisoner of her own delusions.

Turns out our delusions are the only ones that can hurt us. When we get hurt in somebody else's delusion, that wasn't us, only a delusion that looked like us that also was a blonde

orangutan that could easily break off both our arms. So we have to decide between a broken heart or broken arms. Which takes longest to heal? Maybe we should just stay home and

make waffles. Yeah! That'd be so much better. So, we shut the door to reality, got naked, drank wine, and ate waffles to our hearts content.