The Soup Dragon was tending the soup wells

The Soup Dragon was tending the soup wells of the rocky moon she lived on. The star that heated her home was very far away and the bubbling soup was the only warmth she'd felt for

half a lunar cycle. Now at the changing of the seasons, the gentle flow of tomato was giving way to minestrone. It was the Soup Dragon's duty to clear the wells of pasta blockages

in the toilet. The Soup Dragon was the janitor, well, ok, "maintenance technician." He hated the Marriot.

The Soup Dragon man only kept his maintenance job at the Marriott to be near Madam Wong. She worked in the hotel restaurant, where she served her famous Ding-Dong Duck Soup.

"Arooga arooga!" Exclaimed the diners as they supped on Mdme Wong's exquisite soup. It was made from the rarest of ingredients brought in from all around the world. Some of which

the Outback is a beautiful, culturally enriching experience. On your journey you may discover ancient aboriginal petroglyphs, or perhaps have a chance encounter with a koala! Every

-thing is poisonous, of course, but don't touch or eat anything (especially the bloomin' onion) and your trip to the Outback should be pleasant enough unless you forget to tip the

hat to the occasional stranger & say: "G'day, mate." By acting unfriendly, you might end up in lockup with nothing but vegemite to eat. You'll do ANYTHING to get out, including str

Uggling down weak Australian lager. Eventually you and your fellow Aussies would be strung up and cooked like shrimp on a barbie to a party of inebriated kangaroos. BYOG.