His father handed him a black Amex card and

His father handed him a black Amex card and said, "Don't be a pussy son. From here on out, it is ALL on me." He took the card in his hand and

did an impression of WIlma Flintstone, "Chaaaaaaarge!" He ran to the Rolex store, and bought a $325,000 wall clock from Glenda, who 6 hours later became his wife. Unfortunately,

12 hours after that he learned that Glenda was not good-hearted. Nor was she attractive in the morning or a good cook or really anything he was looking for. The wall clock

seemed to move in slow motion during their meals: Glenda always asked the same predictable questions, nagged about same things. Marrying at the drive-thu after a bender in Vegas

she was annoyed when the preacher/cashier asked, "do you want a side of fries with that?" Her annoyance wasn't about the offer of food as much as they didn't have curly fries.

Even if anyone else came in,she would have to make it work with one(or two)of the men(or women)already inside the bar,but of one thing she was sure:she would get fucked tonight!Eve

n though she hadn't brushed up on her shapechanging, she would do any amount of gender-bending she could to score a hot-flashy bedroom scene. Tonight was the night for moans of

transpecies origins, for the other shapeshifters were more adept at her, and scheduling and catering her orgy would have to be enough. She thought it would but felt self-conscious.

After a good night's sleep, the day of the shapeshifter orgy had arrived. Her thoughts of inadequacy dissappeared shortly as it all went quite well.