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His father handed him a black Amex card and

  • His father handed him a black Amex card and said, "Don't be a pussy son. From here on out, it is ALL on me." He took the card in his hand and

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  • did an impression of WIlma Flintstone, "Chaaaaaaarge!" He ran to the Rolex store, and bought a $325,000 wall clock from Glenda, who 6 hours later became his wife. Unfortunately,

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  • 12 hours after that he learned that Glenda was not good-hearted. Nor was she attractive in the morning or a good cook or really anything he was looking for. The wall clock

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  • seemed to move in slow motion during their meals: Glenda always asked the same predictable questions, nagged about same things. Marrying at the drive-thu after a bender in Vegas

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  • she was annoyed when the preacher/cashier asked, "do you want a side of fries with that?" Her annoyance wasn't about the offer of food as much as they didn't have curly fries.

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  • How could this be? "Screw it," she thought. What she really needed was a drink. Too bad that midget with lollypop-shaped walking cane was still creeping people out outside the bar

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  • Even if anyone else came in,she would have to make it work with one(or two)of the men(or women)already inside the bar,but of one thing she was sure:she would get fucked tonight!Eve

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  • n though she hadn't brushed up on her shapechanging, she would do any amount of gender-bending she could to score a hot-flashy bedroom scene. Tonight was the night for moans of

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  • transpecies origins, for the other shapeshifters were more adept at her, and scheduling and catering her orgy would have to be enough. She thought it would but felt self-conscious.

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  • After a good night's sleep, the day of the shapeshifter orgy had arrived. Her thoughts of inadequacy dissappeared shortly as it all went quite well.

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