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Once upon a time there was a girl, she lived

  • Once upon a time there was a girl, she lived in a town, she had a favourite book called "Tinkie Winkie". One day she was invited to a party. She had to read her book there. not why

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  • parties are usually held, but nonetheless, it was indeed a Tinkie Winkie party. The invitation stated, "Bring your Tinkie Winkie and your favorite beverage to share." Beth's

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  • Tinkie was the winkiest so she was filled with thrilled expectation and pride. But what beverage to bring to the Tinkie Winkie party? It had to be fun, special, something that Carl

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  • couldn't dismiss in that Ivy League, Wall Street manner of his. I asked my BFF, Blurn, who mixed at a posh nightclub in SoMa. "Anything -- if you dose it with this." The tiny vial

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  • contained bat semen. Blum had really gone of the rails. "Look man, I got this from a one-eyed guano merchant in the South seas. One whiff and this will tear your head off."

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  • Mr. Bat was reading a Batman comic book from 1945 when Batman himself visited. The cat slept through the whole thing. She was only interested in horsemeat. Batman had some for her.

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  • Mr. Bat asked Batman if he had the horsemeat in his utility belt. Batman, seeing that Mr. Bat was a bit batty, battered him up by buttressing his batshit bombast by bathing in brin

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  • e, which he also had in his utility belt. The brine did the trick and Mr. Bat fell back, mortally wounded by Batman's brine. Writhing in pain on the ground, his eyes never left Bat

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  • man until they also boiled in their sockets and dissolved into the slurry a body and Batman's brine become. Batman turned to Robin his eyes warning him not to make a quip about it.

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  • Robin couldn't make any quips. He just realized he's got that brine in his utility belt also. WTF?! "What was in that brine!" Batman answered, "water, salt & bat guano, mostly."

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman May 24 2018 @ 04:00

    Bat guano is the theme. Never touched the stuff... http://foldingstory.com/lrw3e/ http://foldingstory.com/er0cc/ http://foldingstory.com/xj6dz/

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