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Aria is just an ordinary girl, but she has

  • Aria is just an ordinary girl, but she has no ordinary power. It was on the night of

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  • the death of rock and roll, or the anniversary thereof, that Aria's hair stood on end and glew florescent brown. Aria knew then that an immense power had passed into her. She

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  • quickly looked around for Keith Richards in case he felt the Quickening as well. Another rocker dead and she or Keith were that much closer to being THE ONE. That pesky Highlander

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  • with his thousand fold sword, he would separate Keith Richard's head from his body with a flick of his wrist. Keith would be The One, he thought, and climbed up higher despite

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  • the incongruous smell. Keith, wow he took a lot of drugs, smoked a lot of cigs, and yet, here he was, swinging a two handed sword like a

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  • maverick who knew how to handle two swords--which he didn't, but boy howdy if he didn't sell the act well. A crowd of people phased upwards from the floor just to applaud.

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  • They were just yokels who didn't know swordplay from a hole in their sides, but they did love to applaud. Soon Mr. TwoSwords (his stage name) became a big star. In Paris he met a

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  • whore named Deja Vu, fell in love, married her (despite her pock-marked countenance), and they had two sharp children: Machete and Sabre. The TwoSwords family were pointedly

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  • gay blades and as such were mercilessly pilloried by their peers in the Peerage. Girding Machete, Sabre, and Deja Vu and pledging his Honor, TwoSwords marched forward into certain

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  • Alongside FiveWands and the Knave of Cups. The whole parade was film.end by The Devil and watched by The Pope.

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