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He was known variously as a deep thinker,

  • He was known variously as a deep thinker, a risk taker, a loser. The kinda guy to pass out on a sea cliff with an empty nitrous balloon in one hand & his underwear in the other.

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  • He would sit at the bar surrounded by hipsters and light the fringe from the cuffs of his Levis with a Bic lighter. He slammed Jagers, "I don't get drunk, just filoshiphical."

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  • Miranda Concord swept in to assuage him. "Don't worry, Daddy-Oh! -- you are not alone. We're so out we're in!" Her platinum aura disturbed his 501 buttons, but the bar hipsters

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  • simply shifted their weight to their other foot & kept drinking with unconcious self-consciousness, as hipsters are apt to do. He adjusted his buttons & peered into Miranda' s

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  • feverish mind, only to find it incredibly empty. He saw that Miranda had all the trappings of the stereotypical hipster in place. Holding a slightly crunched can of Pabst Blue Ribb

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  • on was like winning a miniature golf tournament. There was some skill involved, but it was mostly stupid. But that's why he needed to get Miranda in his life. He was a loser at hea

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  • -rse driving. He always turned too sharply and sent the casket flying across the highway. But Miranda was clutch with a clutch. It's too bad her dead husband's body was on the road

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  • instead of the expected corpse of the Lieutenant Governor. Miranda turned as white as the clouds which whispered above her, as if gossiping, exchanging secrets. "Dead husband." The

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  • whispering clouds offered their commiserations but Miranda was inconsolable and joined a sect of Buddhist nuns above the clouds in a monastery in Tibet. She wore widow's weeds unti

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  • l the Tru-Green man showed up, spraying his weed killer all over her. Miranda's inner flowers then bloomed & she ran away from the monastery with the Tru-Green man & lived happily.

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