George Washington was a general in the Revolutionary

George Washington was a general in the Revolutionary War and later became the first U.S president.

But he had a secret. A secret he told no one, not even Martha. That secret was

that he was actually a professional wrestler. He wore a mask during his wrestling matches, so nobody would recognize him. His wrestling nickname was Dr. X. Martha thought

he was clearly not a trained doctor because he spelled 'though' with a 't' the end. After killing 20 patients who came in with a mild cough he was sacked and then arrested. He

The plaque doctor went around looking for new clinics that he could walk into and look for innocent victims sitting in the waiting room.

Then the plaque doctor would pretend to be trapped in an invisible box while the people in the waiting rooms watched. Except, there was a new face, a Tad Blapovist.

Tad Blapovist ignored the dentist's antics & read his old copy of Hello! He read that Ginger Spice had found love again while healing sick puppies. Vet tech Tad was jealous. Ginger

breastfed the puppies until they were full grown.Tad's scrawny, pallid features were indication of his own lack of mother's milk when he was a babe. The puppies adored Ginger Spice

and the ladies found Tad's extra nipples alluring. But Cdr Scott appeared of a sudden and bustled them to Ginger Space afore the blasted Earth imploded. They rested on Darkover.