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Most super heroes devote their lives to fighting

  • Most super heroes devote their lives to fighting crime. I was different. I decided to devote myself to solving 1st world problems. People who lived in highly developed countries

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  • stood by elbows waiting for buspots. When Sally peeled onions, her potatoes cried. The cabbages were trying to send a message. "Shoot," I thought, "my schizophrenia is acting up."

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  • "I think you forgot to take your meds this morning," the cabbages said to Sally. Sally, nevertheless, was suspicious of the vegetable. She knew for sure that she had already

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  • taken her Tuesday AM pills. Sally kept her meds in a plastic container with 14 bins. Then the cabbage asked, "Are you sure you turned off the stove after you boiled the water?"

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  • Sally's eyes widened with worry. She flicked the kitchen lights on & off twice in a row. Then she checked; the stove was off. But the obsessive-compulsive cabbage didn't stop there

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  • , she turned around twice & phoned her best mate, a plum with PTSD. "They're making sauerkraut next door. I can hear them scream," Sally the OCD cabbage whispered to Polly Plum

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  • but it was all Greek yogurt to her. Sally the OCD cabbage kept peeling at her leaves. Polly Plum needed to block out the noise or she'd have the nightmare. She'd barely escaped fro

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  • m the queue of the Nutribullet just three days prior. By some stroke of bad luck, Polly was placed on smoothie row and mercifully after the realization that her pit would NOT blend

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  • With pomegranates and persimmons.

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  • Have a circular shape. Because everything that has a circular shape is good for your health and satisfaying to read about.

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