It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I switch on my turnip. - You do not have a turnip in your inventory. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. - I switch on my orange. - The orange glows a bright orange.

The grue's heart grew 2 sizes too large. It is now faithful to you. You own an orange, a coconut shell and a faithful grue. You may continue east or turn south where it smells like

what the Rock is cookin'. You take your grue, your orange and coconut shell and

you shine 'em up real nice, you turn them sumbitches sideways, and you shove them straight up your candyass! What's your name?

"My name is Reverend Billy Graham and did you know the Lord loves you just as you are?" Rev. Graham smiled at the scumbag. "Ain' nobuddy love me," he whispered, as tears welled up

the tissue and hankercheif salesman swooped in. Rev. Graham order a whole shipping container of Aloe Vera Anti-Bacterial Tissues and a pallet of hankerchiefs. With his new fortune

His boss took tissue with that. Soon Hank was packing up and leaving the hanky highway. From then on, he left a light on at night, to ward off bad dreams and the boogerman.

Hank was blown away when learning he'd come within a nose of being wiped out. Imagine his surprise when the next time he was picked up it was to dab the boob sweat off Kate Upton!!