A John Kerry Vietnam vet, his sentiments

A John Kerry Vietnam vet, his sentiments on war can be summarized by the following: “Killing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity.” That probably seems crass, but it’s on his

headstone at the memorial. There's a cup for flowers but instead people fill it up with King Cobra and Pork Cracklin's. It's the right way to honor him but now there's this

memorial song on YouTube dedicated to him called, "It's So Cold in the D." Every time I hear it, tears well up in my eyes as I

pull out all of my body hair with medical tape. I hated that song and had to distract myself with much more tolerable pain. Which reminds me of any show on Logo

but especially The A List, a collection of the most shallow and unsympathetic characters since "Judy Garland's Parenting Tips for Working Moms." At least Judy was interesting.

This bitch is droaning on and on about the same shit I read when I was three. Good night, who does a rabbit have to screw around here to get some good gardening advice?

by the reference to hippos. Her hips were wide and their were a few folds of skin riding on them. She noticed me gaping at the chasm between her breasts and gave me a

post-it note that read "Hot Carl". So I knew she wanted to wear the remnants of last nights pot roast and collared beans. The only problem that arose was the lack of

a gravy boat and ladle. I held out my hands, full of stewed carrots, in a gesture meant to show my love. Slowly, she raised my hands to her mouth.