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Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some

  • Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some pizza. That may sounds a little strange, but

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  • It's the flies that land on the peperoni I enjoy. I told the princess I'm dating they're full of protein but now she shows no interest in french kissing. So guys, what should I do?

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  • Torabunf Toadsplitter stepped forward, "You shouldn't have tried to make a frogling out of a human wench in the first place!" His amphibian family was against dating the Princess

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  • Because she was schizophrenic but really they didn't know she was on treatment. Her personality was unified at last. Torabunf Toafsplitter was split in two instead of her.

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  • But that still left the schizophrenia in her other personalities to contend with, at some point. At least 3 of them had it. My guess is the Soul has it also. He is just a river of

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  • personalities, complete with demented salmon (some with Freudian beards) leaping up his waterfalls. Her personalities fell in love with his personalities and together they formed

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  • a waterfall-leaping gnome named Over&Over, ‘cause it had their personalities: walk, talk, smile, charm, love, and ‘cause it had a great big car, a Cadillac, according to Mr. Price.

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  • But was Mr. Price right? How much did a Cadillac go for (at the time the episode aired)? Well, since car salesmen are scurrilous liars and bastards to a man, the actual cost ran

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  • a good few hundred lower than the asking price. Would they take that into account? Did they care about the average rate, or what the salesman could hawk it for? I had no idea.

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  • Then he said he would by it for ten cents, even thought the asking price is $1,000,000, I was desperate though so I sold it for ten cents only to find the money is fake.

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