Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some

Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some pizza. That may sounds a little strange, but

It's the flies that land on the peperoni I enjoy. I told the princess I'm dating they're full of protein but now she shows no interest in french kissing. So guys, what should I do?

Torabunf Toadsplitter stepped forward, "You shouldn't have tried to make a frogling out of a human wench in the first place!" His amphibian family was against dating the Princess

Because she was schizophrenic but really they didn't know she was on treatment. Her personality was unified at last. Torabunf Toafsplitter was split in two instead of her.

personalities, complete with demented salmon (some with Freudian beards) leaping up his waterfalls. Her personalities fell in love with his personalities and together they formed

a waterfall-leaping gnome named Over&Over, ‘cause it had their personalities: walk, talk, smile, charm, love, and ‘cause it had a great big car, a Cadillac, according to Mr. Price.

But was Mr. Price right? How much did a Cadillac go for (at the time the episode aired)? Well, since car salesmen are scurrilous liars and bastards to a man, the actual cost ran

a good few hundred lower than the asking price. Would they take that into account? Did they care about the average rate, or what the salesman could hawk it for? I had no idea.

Then he said he would by it for ten cents, even thought the asking price is $1,000,000, I was desperate though so I sold it for ten cents only to find the money is fake.