LittleRedRidingHood and Wolf had a plan to

LittleRedRidingHood and Wolf had a plan to kill grandma but it envolved the huntsman and it made them feel unease.Red decided to seduce him but turned out he had other preferences.

And cupcakes.And pigs.And handcuffs.And gay hunters.And wolves.And seducing hunter and wolf while grammy watched handcuffed to the bed eating a cupcake decorated as a pink piglet.

This was life in San Francisco's Tenderloin. It was captured by a photo Frank Zappa had taken. The strange thing, is how this weird, all-encompassing photograph wound up in

The compendium of great Halloween photos, compiled while on duty at the front door. I was amused by the creativity of it at the time of the New Moon.

I stood outside guarding the door, i've been stading here so long I forget why i'm here, ah yes! The halloween party. I hated my 'master' another snot nosed kid with too much money

greed and corruption, I thought loudly to my other fellow detectives in waiting. Hounds and Ghouls. For my Master lived in a caged cell with a green elephant, named Ganesha, his

lord and master. My master was imprisoned for his religion and Ganesha was imprisoned for being a false god, which he wasn't. This became clear when the two vanished suddenly from

the customs queue in the airport after *somebody* had gone #3 in the airplane bathroom which was prohibited by law, the Golden Rule, and common decency. I decided I wouldn't

press charges for the #3. I would seek out of pocket compensation. I received two chocolate bars & some pocket lint. I knitted it into a sweater & gave to he who shall not be name.