"Shaking my chicken sauce, shaking my chicken

"Shaking my chicken sauce, shaking my chicken sauce..."

I sang, loudly, in the shower. "Dangling my giblets, dangling my giblets..." I used my wife's loofah to soap up my ass & then bent over to rinse. I was in a great mood because

she signed off on our divorce. I was free to pursue my dreams of going into space to find an extra-terrestial girlfriend who would call me Earthman and pleasure me with tentacles

especially shaped to both envelope and penetrate my orifices in a way no man or woman had ever experienced before. I started my search with a quick internet query titled

"what to do if you get penetrated in all the orifices?" the internet had many answers to my question, and I took my time deciding which page I should click on. Unluckily, mother wa

ded into the internet pool and posted some pictures that I just should NOT be seeing. Pics I could not unsee. One was of her "albino rhino". I shouted "MOM STOP!"

Out onto her Teflon pan, causing the chicken to stir up trouble. The zucchini and corn refused to cooperate. Mom suddenly noticed her broken leg was in the frying pan into the fire

phase again. That was weird but she was sure that is what it was. It was. Her mother powers were strong. The solution to the in the frying pan into the fire phase was to make each

pancake as modestly singed as possible. This she achieved by using frozen pancakes, but the results were disastrous and everyone wound up at Denny's. It was unmitigated Heck.