'This WC will continue to flush', stated

'This WC will continue to flush', stated the notice, boldly, 'for as long as the chain is held.'. "Really?" thought Spencer in amazement, and proceeded to hold the chain for the fo

rty next minutes. The sparkling water flushed out of the WC & soaked his legs. They became smoother & chubbier... younger. Had Spencer found the lost fountain of youth?

As he watched his toilet water splashed legs transform, Spencer contemplated the risks he'd be taking if he dunked his head beneath the swishing bowl. This fountain of youth was

not just for bathing, but also for drinking. Spencer saw that sipping from the magical fountain of "eau de toilet" would require a strong stomach. This was a job for

him.Spencer was proud of his will power wich led him to doing some pretty stupid choices and evolving into Captain Nodisgust.He wore his civilian clothes the moment the poop water

bong was passed around the dorm. Spencer thought it made the smoke taste nutty with hints of burnt peanuts. He realized, that this was an unmistakeable grand

of burnt cigars that his mates had tucked into his lacey drug habit. Spencer's main motto was YOLO, a thing few had continued to say.

This was because it stood for You Only Love Once, which is not the most uplifting motto. Needless to say, things got quite complicated when Spencer met 2 pretty women at

the same rave, who were as much into each other as they were into Spencer. With Paradise within reach, Spencer had to decide whether to sacrifice it for the sake of his lofty motto

Do what thou wilst . He ended up leaving before he got drunk so he could drive home. He did not need another encounter with the police. He found his house burned down. Bummer!