Timo The Middle Manager got his start the

Timo The Middle Manager got his start the day he hung up his mask and tights. He had been the superhero

what could Timo the Middle Manager offer the world if not being the go-between for upper management and the workers. Timo became an international dispute mediator using his

awesome "Beat" headphones designed by Dr. Dre. Timo the middle manager would resolve the nasty dispute between N. Korea and Luxemborg through audio-style. What he did first was

to challenge Dennis Rodman to a hip hop iron chef cook-off of Rieslingspaschtéit, verwurelt Gedanken and Huesenziwwi in the demiliterized zone. Timo was sure this would patch up

The differences between North and South Korea better than basketball. Kim Jong Un loved foreign food. Kimchi was boring to him, unlike his relatives. They ate rice cakes and kimchi

while he loves to eat pizza and burger. He demanded to have his own private McDonalds and Pizza Hut in his home.

Weeks later, cardboard boxes littered the property. There were greasy hand prints on the walls. A few stray french fries were sticking out of a flower vase. Cold pizza

had been affixed upon the dining room table with silver nails. The pizza was surrounded by a circle of dead flies. A burger perhaps, still in its wrapper, seemed coyly to feign a

allure it may have once held, now empty pantomime. This Jonestown of once possibly delicious food still has been given up to destiny. They feed, they die, they die, we feed.