So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I

So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I mean it. Smell my nuggets." Total silence.

"Really, Coach?" One of the teammates asked. "Don't be a dip," snapped Coach. "Take a whiff." As soon as the teammate lowered his head to the aforementioned appetizer, he wished

he'd brought a napkin. He sprinkled on some pepper & sea salt using the boob shaped shakers he'd got for Xmas & took a bite. "You like it?" asked Coach anxiously & beamed when

Norm said, "Best damn edible napkin I've ever nearly choked on. I'll take a dozen Coach." Coach replied "For you, Norm, I'll throw in this complimentary penis pepper mill to match

it." He tossed him the phallic grinder and the two men were the picture of male camaraderie. Coach patted Norm on the back and laughed testosteronefully. "You know, Norm, I've

semen come and I semen go, but I've never seen anything like this before!" Coach's humor was lost on Norm, who eyed the phallic grinder suspiciously. "You're not thinking about

using that, are you?" The pirate dance coach ignored him & threw fruit in the phallic food grinder for the crew. "As th women come & go, they speak of seamen's heavy flow." He sang

About being in the Navy. The pirate dance coach recorded it for posterity. Captain Morgan was still sneezing from the vapours emitted by their breaths as they ate the ornate feast.

was no dancer. He would have had two left feet if he didn't all ready have his left foot foot bitten off by a shark and a peg leg there, instead. I guess he had just one left foot.