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1. Irish Setter 2. The Journey 3. The Dog

  • 1. Irish Setter 2. The Journey 3. The Dog Show 4. Danny's Humiliation 5. Red's Education 6. The Leaves Rustle 7. Partridge Dog

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  • . “What an odd Christmas list.” “No, ma, it’s my setlist.” I dragged out my Baby’s First Coffeehouse Show playset. The stool, mic, and guitar (with stubborn G string) complemented

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  • my blue blankie I had tied to my mic stand (ala Steven Tyler). Mommy helped me up on the stool. I started my set with a blistering rendition of "Crazy Train." Ai-Ai-Ai. My diaper

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  • was brimming but the show had to go on. I changed the mood by singing Lesley Gore's "It's My Party" & hoped that Ma would change my shorts before I had a blowout in front of 30,000

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  • Fuzzy Wuzzles, who had just arrived from the planet Morg. The Fuzzy Wuzzles started to clap and cheer as I took to the stage in my new shorts. I clutched the microphone tightly as

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  • those shorts clutched my body. I started to wail out the newest pop hit "Lovin' my Morg Baby!" when there was a disturbance in the crowd. Another alien, pink, but mean looking was

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  • zapping me a stream of hostility with his vibracle. Sure it was still rare for a catman to depilate himself to dance with the poor furless humans, but Pink Gel had no pony in this

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  • horse race! The catman danced with men, women and children and smiled (or sneered) at every turn. The humans were failing! Catman would rein and spread little lies

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  • throughout the limousine he rode with everyone in. He would lie to the driver where he wanted to go. He would lie to the drive-thru clerk what he wanted. "DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER

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  • and a large Coke" he would yell, when what he really wanted was the warm blood of a dying rabbit! He repressed his unnatural urges, as he needed to pass for human!

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