1. Irish Setter 2. The Journey 3. The Dog

1. Irish Setter 2. The Journey 3. The Dog Show 4. Danny's Humiliation 5. Red's Education 6. The Leaves Rustle 7. Partridge Dog

. “What an odd Christmas list.” “No, ma, it’s my setlist.” I dragged out my Baby’s First Coffeehouse Show playset. The stool, mic, and guitar (with stubborn G string) complemented

was brimming but the show had to go on. I changed the mood by singing Lesley Gore's "It's My Party" & hoped that Ma would change my shorts before I had a blowout in front of 30,000

Fuzzy Wuzzles, who had just arrived from the planet Morg. The Fuzzy Wuzzles started to clap and cheer as I took to the stage in my new shorts. I clutched the microphone tightly as

those shorts clutched my body. I started to wail out the newest pop hit "Lovin' my Morg Baby!" when there was a disturbance in the crowd. Another alien, pink, but mean looking was

zapping me a stream of hostility with his vibracle. Sure it was still rare for a catman to depilate himself to dance with the poor furless humans, but Pink Gel had no pony in this

horse race! The catman danced with men, women and children and smiled (or sneered) at every turn. The humans were failing! Catman would rein and spread little lies

throughout the limousine he rode with everyone in. He would lie to the driver where he wanted to go. He would lie to the drive-thru clerk what he wanted. "DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER

and a large Coke" he would yell, when what he really wanted was the warm blood of a dying rabbit! He repressed his unnatural urges, as he needed to pass for human!