I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i

I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is

boggle. I play boggle all day Friday which boggles my wife. She's always popping off with this amazing creative list of insult words at me. But I don't pay her no mind because I ha

te this stupid game and would never want to admit to my wife being right about it. So I simply continue playing it, plotting my next move.

the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.

While chimney sweeping I sang, "Chimchiminey, chimchiminey chimchimcheroo, sometimes I am British, my wife has no clue." Clumsily climbing the ladder I swept a snake from our roof.

The ladder started to wobble and just as it fell I was able to scramble onto the roof. Contemplating my plight, I noticed shed snake skin and several cats & dogs in the rain gutter

. Since my ladder was gone for good, I tried to knot all the animal bodies into a tight rope, and fastened it to the downpipe with the snake skin. Just when I was starting to climb

it, a bunch of PETA activists entered. They were chanting, "Adopt, don't buy! We'd rather be naked than wear fur!" I lost my grip on the hairy snakeskin ladder. I slid down

, shedding everything until I became as naked as the protesters. When I looked around, I realized they were now wearing bits and pieces of my angora slash marsupial fur coat!