I logged on to see what the night shift had

I logged on to see what the night shift had produced down the foldingstory mine while I was tucked up with the sandman. Like fabulous boots found on the shoemaker's bench, folds ap

pear as if by magic.Like this one.These "boots" are thigh-high, shiny black patent leather with 6" heels. I can't wear 'em, but I can fold 'em. Look! The next fold is a pair of red

-assed baboons just going to town and making the children of St. Cecillia Elementary school. That's how this fold made Lucielucie feel. Outrageous and scandalous. The next fold

where she fell in to that magical mud pit. it had made her skin amazing. It was like a miracle, except for the fact that dragons were chasing her. Suddenly, a flying bat came in

and started pressing it's furry bat legs against her. The mud had enhanced her, making her irresistable to any living creature. The dragons purred as they sat on the floor and

licked their wings. The dragons were ready to respond to her whim at a moments notice. The unicorn lowered himself and let her climb on. The beautiful mud queen was eager to

to battle with her mud maidservants. The jousting arena had been hosed down and the mysophobic king looked on the proceedings from the dais as the mud queen galloped on her unicorn

proudly. The Mud Queen flew with her magic unicorn, as dust from its tail and horns glittered trails in the sky. She thought about the maid servants. "I wonder if they

got out alive. When I return, it's a spot of tea and antelope heart." The serene image danced in her vision as her trusty steed carried her into the unknown.