Have you ever wondered why things are the

Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are? For example, why are there seatbelts on an airplane? Or why do you wear a helmet while skydiving? Doen't make sense. Or why

we call elementary school elemtary and not short school since we have middle and huigh school or why people spend thirty dollars more on a shirt just for a small logo. or why do we

make stupid stories like this one or take ridiculous classes. Or...

not complain and do it for a greater cause, or

write caustic comments on the bottoms of forums concerning the horticulture of orchids. Sure, no will read them, but my rants would be out there. I decided to do the right thing.

Make T-shirts with my amazingly crude rants about orchids. It's one thing to leave dirty messages on comment boards, its another to where a T-shirt in public and force people

to comment on your T-shirt on their own blogs. Oh yeah, orchid rants are the new ironic graphic you kids all used to wear. Now you are confronted with my superior flower power.

One of the youngsters said, "That is impressive but what the phlox, man? We used to be buds. Now you're calling us a bunch of blooming pansies. Didn't your mum teach you manners?"

r and... I guess it is now time to tell you. I am she, reincarnated." Man's tearful face turned from sorrow, to disbelief, to curiosity, to hope & then finally... to complete joy.