Whereupon the intruder turned to me and said

Whereupon the intruder turned to me and said

Wow I did'nt think you'd be here the intruder said What are you doing here Dave his old friend said

that you should talk without any punctuation just to make things clearer ok Dave ok said the intruder to Dave's old friend then tell me intruder said why did you come here dave

to tell you that this is not your house. The bank is foreclosing. You need to leave by 5pm this afternoon. However, I can make this stop, but you have to give me your wife.

But not only your wife. As it turns out, your house is worth a little more than expected & the bank is a pack of ravening wolves. I'll need your kids, dog & car to stop foreclosure

or it's curtains for you all. As it is you'll have nothing left but the furry slippers covering your

ears." They instinctively reached up and true enough, their ears had been adorned with the much-reviled fluffy footwear. One of them started to tear at his left lobe, determined

to figure out what was going on, but it was fruitless. Instead, they just ate his ears and moved on to the man standing behind him. This man's name was Claude.

Actually, his name was Clod, but the fancy city folk Frenchified his name to Claude. Clod was not erudite in his taste, as he had eaten an earlobe of the man in front of him.