He knew all the words to Adele's "Rolling

He knew all the words to Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" but couldn't remember who fought the War of 1812 or why, which automatically qualified him as the world's worst American

History teacher. He'd thrown in the towel after getting tenure. Class now consisted of Calvin & Hobbes cartoons on M & W, and pop lyrics review on F. His RateMyTeacher.com score

went through the roof. Despite unusual teaching methods Mr. Wanters pupils had stellar careers. Vin duplicated people, Carl developed the transmogrifier & Al became Stupendous man!

Mr. Wanters retired from teaching and started a Bingo Club at his local community centre. The bingo ladies would often wear tutus and crazy hats to surprise Mr Wanters. One day a

young lady came into the bingo club. Now she really got Mr. Wanters's attention. All the old bingo ladies seethed with jealousy. Whenever the young lady walked in she was treated

. Her make-up dripped off on the dance floor, revealing The Woman That Was Used Up. She was composed primarily of silly putty and wooden staves. Mrs. Wrinklebag tisk tisked and

then Michelle Obama joined in on the Mom Dance. The Woman That Was Used Up and Mrs. Wrinklebag (Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, respectively) were booed off the dance floor, as

A spaceship flew in the door. Captain Kirk? What are you doing here?

Scotty was shocked by the sudden appearance of his old friend especially inside his bedroom which is the most private place for him. He wasn't quite sure what to do so he hid!