I learnt that things can change in an instant.

I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how

symmetrical the number of electric clocks and electric fans had become by the end of the first decade of the 21st Century CE. My gast was utterly flabbered! I couldn't've guessed!

Snapple lids had the most interesting facts. One time I got one that read, "A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes." This made me curious, so I

called the Snapple Hotline. They told me that every morning at 5, an old rebok shoebox full of facts was given to them and they put them on the lids. I staked out the drop site.

Stealing their facts to change them into confusing nonsense and return them to the drop site tomorrow.

At least, this was FOX News's plan. They wiretapped Obama's phone and discovered that the President was heavily involved in a global

domination. No surprise there. Using youtube and other modern conveniences, I got together some Tea Party Patriots to overthrow Obama by making his plans public to the nation and

They said they had a few questions to ask me, and they wouldn't accept short answers. Before I could claim my Miranda rights, the strapped me to a chair & singed a few nose hairs

with a brass-colored Zippo lighter. As they began to unstrap The Gimp, their bodies rose towards the heavens as they were raptured. Just the Gimp and I remained.