"It's kind of weird, but you can't really

"It's kind of weird, but you can't really help that the disease is going around," said former queen

Silvia of Arishmendia, who had herself fallen victim to the debilitating ailment and bore its ravages on her once-radiant face. "There was nothing we could do, and when the polyps

had had grown some she looked a lot like I imagined Medusa did. With a bit of face paint she made quite an impression at the sorority Halloween party and was elected polyp queen

at the polyp parade during that year's polyp festival in Polyp City. That was quite an achievement, as everyone in Polyp City had a head covered in polyps. Hers were particularly

attractive, especially the polyps in her nose. The looked so juicy and inviting, really the most succulent polyps in all of Polyp City, which is why she'd been elected Queen Of The

Polyp People which is odd considering they have a monarchy. The whole "ruling by deified proxy" thing usually contradicts the electoral college. But Queen Polly never went to uni.

There was no need to improve. She already qualified for the job. Polly was queen by birth right and the people of Polyp adored their ignorant ruler. To stay in power all she had to

do was look the other way while her Polyps looted the shops and raped the tax collectors. The "We Love Queen Polly" parade carried her on a float away from the Anemone Plaza where

they waved good-bye. And as they cheered for Queen Polly & wished her well, Genghis Khan silently led his army from the rear & on the count of three, slaughtered everybody.

And this, kids, is why you should always guard your back.