Three times I head heard the back door squeak

Three times I head heard the back door squeak open. This was not normal. For a start, we didn't

have a back door that could actually open. Technically yes there is a door that should lead to the backyard but it was locked and nobody could open it ever since we lost the keys.

Just then there was an explosion in the backyard that blasted the locked gate off its hinges. The prisoners flooded out onto the street.

Zombie chain gangs made the streets of Middleton unsafe for the inhabitants still in possession of their brain.

The solution proposed by the Mayor of Middleton was for residents still possessing a brain to have their brain removed and replaced with Artificial Intelligence. Residents consider

ing the option were to hang a blue ribbon on there front door by the end of the week. The Mayor didn't think many residents would actually

hang a blue ribbon as the ribbon shop only sold red ribbon. But crafty residents hung red ribbons on their doors & spray painted THIS IS A BLUE RIBBON underneath. The foiled mayor

souper mug. They all hailed the surrealist vision of the mayor, "ce n'est pas une bande." People wore ribbons to commemorate his coming out a psychological dauber. Then came the in

-surance bill. The psychological dauber had been sued by all his victims and now his rates were going up! He cancelled his policy and left town. His statue was later cancelled.