Once upon a time, a scout went on the road

Once upon a time, a scout went on the road of vengeance and decided to scout and route out the area. He killed endless amounts of people in one shot kills and a giant kraken

hurled a great whirlpool at him while yelling "Release the Kraken!", and Scout was temporarily immobilized when he noticed a Silhouette in the distance.

That silohouette looked beautiful girl. But it turns out that up close it was a

arent i from the planet earth? im gangsta so i dont have to take crap from ugly negro dragons like you so i pulled da AK and

squeezed the trigger like I was in Cobra with Stallone. But the gun went "click." Nothing. The African American Dragon chuckled. "What did you think Hanz? Thought I was stupid?"

"Well, yeah, kinda," I admitted dumbly. Then the Blackapotamus Dragon rose into the air & started twirling about menacingly. "Wots that thar gay dragon doin' thar?" some hick said.

The hick got sick quick with a stick. His obvious bulemia was in sharp contrast to his stupid question. Blackapotamus Dragon. Became incensed and popped into the 10th demension

which if you ask any cryptobiologist worth his degree is about as demented as Dragon can get. Blackapotamus asked the hick if he could try the stick trick too,but when he coughed

he was reminded that he needed to go and visit his doctor. He liked the doctor's warm hands and always looked forward to the friendly banter even if there was a shot involved.