If you like dumb, pointless stories, then

If you like dumb, pointless stories, then this one's just for you.

I bought three avocados and a bag of lemons to make guacamole, but when I got home, I realized they were all rotten. I had to throw them away. Pretty pointless story, eh?

To add to the pointlessness, there, in the middle shelf of my fridge was a 1 litre tub of guacamole that my mother had prepared the night before. If only I had known that before

inviting the Federales for supper.Mother should have known it's illegal to prepare & place guacamole in a litre tub! I cried at the senselessness of it all as the Federales

let us off with a caution and went on their way. So we ate guacamole on toast as no one could see the point in going to the shops. We watched the rain fall, pointlessly.

My ancestors would get up at the break of dawn to feed cows, mow hay, chop wood and fix the fence. I just got winded delivering my bills to the post box in the rain.

I will never do that again. I am Dr. Chillbot and refuse to do anything that requires effort. I am making for the over-achieving sins of my ancestors by turning my lazy susan

Into a cash cow. Lazy Susan is my pet cow. She will never do anything more than give milk. Her offspring are grass fed and graze so well other cows are jealous.They get eaten!

atrocious because she never washes her hands before leaving the rest room. So if you are ever offered any Lazy Susan Zebra Cake Milk, be forewarned. You'll thank me later. Now go.