Professor Xavier tried to break the news

Professor Xavier tried to break the news gently. "Thank you for applying, but the school is really intended for young people with mutant powers, so regrettably ..." Mr. Potatohead

returned wearing a mustache and a different hat, but Prof. Xavier saw through his disguise and rejected his application again, so Mr. Potatohead shot gibberrellin and grew enormous

mounds of bacne and got rosacea. "Mr. Potatohead, it appears that you're a redskin potato now," said Prof. X. "I guess that's a mutation, so you're hired." The spud's first mission

was to deliver a mysterious package to FryGuy on the corner of Banger and Leever. But Mrs Potatohead was unusually amorous on the morning of the drop so he was late. Agent Potato

had a chip on his shoulder. FryGuy had put them all on a shoestring budget. They were forced to farm out nine tenths of the operation to Cauliflower Ear.

Spud never liked the FryGuy, seemed like he was always trying to "use" him. FryGuy hooked up with Mr. Potato head. They leafed through Lettuce's manifesto. "You really think

Banana opened the door and peeked in. "Someone call me?" The Fries replied, "Sorry, didn't mean to say that!" Banana shrugged. Orange turned and said, "I am glad i have a chance!"

Yes,a more affable group of food items there never was. Little Tommy didn't know what he was doing when he came in from school one day,grabbed the hopeful orange, peeled it and ate

it's fleshy pulp leaving its juices dripping down his chin. Some might say Tommy was a savage but his mother just says he's a naughty boy.