Are you looking forward to moving to London?

Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

mild? I do enjoy a good Christmas carol, but snow is just unbearable. Maybe I'd like it better if

I didn't have to walk around naked in it, but such is the nature of my condition. The doctors call it

stage fright, but doesn't that happen to everybody? Personally I'd feel much better if it didn't have such an effect on

my libido. Once I get cold feet, its like jumping into a mountain stream - everything just

turns blue, especially things without hair. Which is good because I had just paid a visit to

the waxer. This should allow me to successfully appear as a smurf . My goal once I had perfected the ensemble was to

bang that blond smurf. I don't remember her name, but she has the nicest blue rack and I've always wanted to

Actually, she'd be seeing her own face reflecting off my bald head because I was too busy motorboating to look up. Hah!