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she injected a few mills of herion and walked

  • she injected a few mills of herion and walked over to the pole and started to dance

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  • then she jumped all over pat until he died

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  • She was charged with negligent hyperactive manslaughter and arraigned in court, where she pleaded insanity. All she did was delay prison with a stay in the nut hatch. Regret was

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  • is a dish best served luke warm. While revenge is best served cold, regret really hits its stride when it's luke warm, like gravy with that skin on it. She learned that real regret

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  • poured over dry sorrow, like last night's leftover meatloaf, would signify her true intentions. She served regret & sorrow to him for dinner& for dessert, she offered hot apple ang

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  • st with double cream of tears. He looked at her over the top of his newspaper. "You're cooking quite a lot of negative emotions and distressed states of mind. I there something you

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  • need to say?" She said, "I can't stand it anymore! You offer me vanilla, but that's not for me. I want chocolate, with nuts. I love nuts!" He stared, shocked. She didn't waffle.

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  • He couldn't believe that she didn't want vanilla. His perfect girlfriend HAD to love vanilla. There was no other way. "This isn't going to work," he started. "What are you saying?"

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  • "Well... you see, I'm sorry. It's just, I'm not who you think I am. Can you forgive me?" she asked, as black wings unfolded behind her. She was an Abomination, allergic to vanilla.

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  • . He stepped back for a moment, then smiled. He removed his loafers revealing cloven hooves. His flame-red eyes met hers. "Nobody's ... perfect."

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