Joan Miró was born in...

Joan Miró was born in...

a blue banana leaf boat in the Bay of Biscay. Joan Miro was bullied for having a girls name. He scribbled lots to get all the whatever out and acquired an agent who called him Miss

ionary for Colors after Joan dunked his head in a vat of red paint & then bashed him against an empty canvas for calling him "Miss". "Hey, not bad!" said !his future agent. Miro's

headbang artwork appealed to the heavy metal art aficionados. Gene Simmons started collecting MISTER Joan Miro's work & even commissioned him to create a special piece for

Wes Anderson's latest film, "Montpelier and I", which was being bankrolled by KISS. "That Owen Wilson," laughed Ace Frehley, slapping his thigh, "his comic timing is just perfect

." Ace Frehley chuckled and then said, "But that's not why I came here. You know, in every man's life there comes a time when he must grab the bull by the salty bobs and just squee

aal like a baby when it kicks you in the face." We nodded politely. Ace was always saying weird stuff like that, after years of hard partying and soaking up silver face paint.

I smiled and gave Ace a fiver. Kiss had fallen on hard times. Begging for bucks at the Catskills dinner theater. "No, they aren't ICP, eat your beets dear."

"Of course they aren't. KISS were 1980s, and ICP were 1990s. And this isn't the American southeast." "I said eat your beets or I'll make you listen to their rock opera."