Two young CIA agents were prepping for their

Two young CIA agents were prepping for their first mission. While they were getting ready, the director came to see them in the armory and assign code names.

"You Flemming, your codename will be double sixty nine, & you Kuryakin, you'll be double D. I expect big things from you two. Hahaha. Your first assignment is to track down JMan

the wrong address. Little did the neighbor who called them know that he had a bit of dyslexia and had told them 4683 instead. As the Gorilla worked his was through the

way, I mean the way through the was, dyslexia be damned, As the Gorilla worked way too fast in his fisting of the grass, the moles peek a took and the neighbour

hood still radiation spewed from the nuke. The decided gorilla had enough, so grabbed he a flamethrower intending to burn them out. He was trouble having reading the instructions

and accidently operated his shouldered flamethrower in 'jet pack' mode. The alarmed gorilla felt himself shoot into the stratosphere. "Alpha leader, we have an armed bogey. Engage?

Gen. Kind let the question linger in the air too long recalling that they'd never heard back from Gen. Custer. He knew his duty but he also had a gut feeling about Custer. "Fire!"

someone shouted, and sure enough, Gen. Kind's tent had caught fire. The Native Americans made a fire line from the creek and soon it was out. in the meantime, Custer had lost his

fancy pinstripe suit, and the sight of Custer without any clothes on was so traumatic that the two sides immediately formed a peace treaty. And that's how America was invented.