Finished Folds (1—20)
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1to sleep with my wife! She may be fat...and ugly...and hairy...and has a pegleg, but dammit she was my wife!"
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3was stormed by the godfather's goons. I held my breath as one of the lunkheads tried to look through the crack in the closet. The second he turned around
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4the children wondered where was Emily and Todd. Jackie looked down and saw two monstrous shadows approaching the group. She turned around and saw
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5Thus the final chapter of humanity ends. Governments and kingdoms alike lowered their guard to the creature's cuteness only to be infected by it's virus.
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4Two young CIA agents were prepping for their first mission. While they were getting ready, the director came to see them in the armory and assign code names.
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4The rats were taken into the research lab to find a usefulness for them.
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1amazing cupholders!" The billionaire was no doubt interested in the luxury machine.
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9Nicola waited for Ben's kite to catch wind. Every light breeze that took the kite made him giddy. "Well, well, well..." Nicola grimaced as he recognized the voice.
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5he was young then, more virile. This much anti-matter would kill him, but for the sake of the world he knew what had to be done.
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1e funk?!" cried the funky police officer. "That's it, honey, you under arres-."
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1managed to do it. I still remember to this day, the way Roquefort grabbed him and peeled him piece by piece. I realized then, people like her don't deserve sympathy.
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1I have to include my part of the science report before the conference began!
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2out of the lab before the cops came. That's the last time I attach a sex toy to a piece of lab equipment, or was it...
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0She wanted to brave through it. Just long enough to last the night.
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3the top of the world, just imagining the Aurora Borealis waving against his genitals left him anxious and wanting
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0Also she told them to stop reading that feminist drivel. That free bleeding shit is disgusting no matter what their dyke friends say. The End.
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6disappearance. There wasn't much time. I ran and carried only the essentials, my suitcase, my clothes, my fancy church hats, a batch of pot brownies and my bathing suit.
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6Waka Flocka Flame was walking through the hood when he decided that he wanted to become the president.
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0Long story short, I @#$%ed the cat...
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2They moved me to a mental ward where I would rap battle would the other patients.