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Eight multicolored ponies gathered in the

  • Eight multicolored ponies gathered in the antechamber to drink over the evidence of the garish crime. One of them had committed it. The problem was none of them could remember who.
  • So they turned to Facebook to ask who might have committed the horrible crime. 65 people liked the question, but there were no clues. The little ponies were still stumped.
  • This was accomplished by tranquilizing them, then sawing their legs off at the knee caps. Now that the little ponies had been stumped, they were much easier to ride so we s
  • Houldnt need ladders to climb aboard! Ride those stumpy Little Ponies! Ride! But what we failed to realize, the Little Ponies pretty much bled out from their knees, so they were us
  • ually modified to replace their legs with Slinkies. It was fun to watch them walk down stairs, but otherwise sad to watch them otherwise try and walk. Yeah, Little Ponies are not
  • particularly coordinated, but their plucky spirits and pastel colors were appealing."Giddyap," screamed Boy George, but the Little Ponies' modified Slinky legs crumpled again, thro
  • wing Boy George off its back like a bucking bronco. "Use your wings, Rainbow Dash!" cried Boy George as the My Little Pony flapped its bumblebee wings-trying to lift its brick body
  • Boy George started singing "Turn 2 Dust" but Rainbow Dash interrupted and requested an oldie. So he switched to "Keep me in mind" and Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and took off
  • with an 8 hour flight time Rainbow Dust was grateful to be given permission to land at LAX. The flight controller instructed Rainbow Dust to
  • disperse fuel, then enter a holding pattern by Rayleigh scattering, & internally reflect like totally. It was a far out landing but when the dust settled, it was all an illusion.
Started
2012-09-05 02:21:09
Finished
2012-12-02 19:26:41

4 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Dec 03 2012 @ 13:04

    Aww, we almost made it all the way through keeping the My Little Pony theme going... :)
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    sundancer Dec 04 2012 @ 04:42

    Well, we only lost the last line (because technically Rainbow Dash is one of the My Little Pony's) and I'm sure Rainbow Dust was just a typo.
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    sundancer Dec 04 2012 @ 04:43

    *EEEEK* nails on a chalkboard with how I typed "ponies"
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    inatick Dec 04 2012 @ 06:40

    Ooops it was me! It was late at night perhaps I should wear my glasses.

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