There was delicious, steamy, saucy, cheesy

There was delicious, steamy, saucy, cheesy pizza everywhere. I wanted some and I'd do anything to get it. I just had to figure out a plan. Bark? Beg? Cause a ruckus? I know! I'll

just get on my knees and earn it the old fashion way!... you know cleaning floors....

is a grind they only pay me 7.50 an hour ! But i must do this if i wanna get Jim into the school he wants Jim is so smart and i feel like that he shouldn't be around kids who

eat glue. Jim has so much potential and I don't want to see him get mixed up with the wrong crowd so early in life. He has plenty of time to do that stuff in college. For now I

Aid in his learning and try to get him off the streets. Life in a ghetto is no place for boy with as much potential that he holds in his mind. We must unlock

, nay,UNLEASH the cognitive beast from within his poor,oppressed,ghettoed mind. We are therefore awarding you with a full 4-year scholarship to the greatest university in the world

Stanfold. At Stanfold, named after the our most succesful Alumnus Flat Stanley, your slumbering talents for Foldsmithy will be awakened by the likes of Profs. Purple, Endo Morales

Later I contemplated those words in the golden lonely silence of my hotel room, without phone, wifi, cable or ice. I checked the desk: some hotel stationery, but no pen. The hours

passed by me. Hours became days. Days became weeks in this hellhole of a prison. "No TV and no Beer make Homer go crazy," I muttered, "NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!"