"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

She shouted as she exited the bathroom and ran into my room. Her hair was still wet and her towel half on. I smiled. "surprise!" I grinned.

And threw on the lights. Grandma's surprise party. But she was naked. And there was the showercap. Mr. Nuttlesbaum what are you doing here? And Mrs. Nuttlesbaum why is Grannie's

-- Someone put a hand over her grandchild's mouth. There were too many disturbing, queasy questions about naked granny at her surprise party to let one be spoken. The Nuttlesbaums

regretted encouraging Granny to take the part-time job at the bakery.Between her dementia, her sex addiction & a past career as a stripper, something like this was bound to happen.

Perhaps they should have realized it when Granny tried to pop out of the Mayor's birthday cake after she baked it, but they told themselves it was a fluke. Now they had this mess t

o clean up. Red Velvet and Granny parts were strewn all over basement. I tried to find the case of Sham-Wows that I bought after watching TV one night, but all I could find were

Slap Chops, a magic bullet and Oxiclean. After fueling up on a protein shake, I had enough energy to use the oxiclean to clean up the Red Velvet and Granny parts in the basement.

The attic, however, was a completely different story, as it continued to be filled with the gruesome remains of dead squirrels, wolf guts and, of course, Granny's favorite,